Long text posts on Facebook are giving me the anxieties which is giving me the shits so Facebook is indirectly making me have to shit I need to stop socializing on the internet or i’ll be shittin forever
You’re not sad that Nelson Mandela died, you don’t care that some D-List actor passed away. You want to get likes on your Facebook status, and you’re faking sympathy to do it. I think that’s bullshit. Call me an asshole but whatever.